I’ve got a dead celebrity over here,
but don’t fret,
you would be surprised how much I can handle.
Pour on a bit of petrol…voilà!
It all needs to be cleaned up,
before someone shows up.
Everything is on computer these days,
hide the evidence,
put on an old 33 1/3,
watch your back,
’cause Officer Big Mac is on the way,
and he’s one demanding son of a bitch.